1 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,868 I present to you the Star Diaries of Ijon Tichy. 2 00:00:11,027 --> 00:00:14,826 We trust you're familiar with the many accomplishments of this traveler 3 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,693 whose name is known in both segments of the Milky Way... 4 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:22,269 The famous astronaut, captain of the distant galactic voyage 5 00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:26,603 hunter of comets and alien creatures, tireless explorer 6 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,839 and discoverer of Eighty-thousand and three worlds. 7 00:00:29,064 --> 00:00:33,136 Ijon Tichy stands alongside such fearless figures as 8 00:00:33,224 --> 00:00:35,522 Baron Munchausen and Captain Vrungel 9 00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:41,544 Tichy...Tichy... Where did he disappear to? 10 00:00:41,728 --> 00:00:43,569 ASTRAL STERNU TARANTOGA Prof. of space zoology, Fomalhaut University. 11 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:45,769 Honorable Cavalier of Ursa Major /friend and consultant of Ijon Tichy/ 12 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:49,555 Tarantoga! 13 00:00:50,197 --> 00:00:56,419 -Have you ever hunted for Kurdli? -For Kurdli? I don't recall. 14 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:01,275 They are found on Enteropia. Look! 15 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,521 Enteropia...sixth planet 16 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,521 of a dual solar system. 17 00:01:07,974 --> 00:01:09,705 Climate: warm. 18 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:14,107 Conditions for life: Favorable, except for periods of Hmep. 19 00:01:14,476 --> 00:01:16,363 Hmep? What is that, Tarantoga? 20 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,770 I believe it is something like a meteor shower 21 00:01:22,522 --> 00:01:28,991 Sepulki play an important role in the lives of residents of Enteropia, the Ardrites 22 00:01:30,954 --> 00:01:32,953 Sepulki? 23 00:01:34,522 --> 00:01:39,941 Sepulki play a significant role as an element of Ardite Civilization... 24 00:01:40,942 --> 00:01:42,413 See: Sepulcary 25 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,477 (SEPULCARY) 26 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:51,149 Sepulcary: Place for storing Sepulki and Sepuleniya 27 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,359 See: Sepuleniya 28 00:01:57,394 --> 00:02:01,298 Sepuleniya: Activity of the Ardrides of Enteropia 29 00:02:02,546 --> 00:02:03,546 See: Sepulki 30 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,214 Don't worry, professor. 31 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,081 I'll figure out Sepulki in person. 32 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,170 "Voyage to Enteropia" 33 00:03:22,156 --> 00:03:23,530 Are you a vertebrate? 34 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,047 Of course! 35 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:28,504 -Then proceed to the next window, please. - Thank you. 36 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,060 Aha, yes. 37 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,522 Are you mammalian? 38 00:03:44,698 --> 00:03:45,698 Naturally! 39 00:03:46,522 --> 00:03:48,521 Well then, happy mammaling! 40 00:03:48,522 --> 00:03:51,336 In case of a Hmep, you will be provided a spare. 41 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:52,918 Uhh, what? 42 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:57,118 In case of a Hmep, You will be provided a spare. Understood? 43 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:58,500 Absolutely! 44 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:48,374 (Lover of Sepulki) 45 00:04:49,036 --> 00:04:51,233 (Our Sepulki are the best anywhere) 46 00:05:07,522 --> 00:05:09,522 (Kurdli - Our Pride) 47 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,522 You are probably from far away? 48 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,522 Yes! I am interested in Sepulki. 49 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,522 Ohh, that is interesting of course 50 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:25,429 but absolutely cannot compare with Kurdli Hunting. 51 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:30,810 Believe me, a Kurdli hunt is absolutely unforgettable! 52 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,346 It will cost only three hundred smackers. 53 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,752 But I'm interested in sepulki! 54 00:05:36,762 --> 00:05:39,522 So you'll have sepulki...but later. 55 00:05:59,522 --> 00:06:03,280 This is to make it tasty for the Kurdli. 56 00:06:04,082 --> 00:06:06,522 Remember, when the Kurdli swallows you 57 00:06:06,522 --> 00:06:09,062 turn on the timer mechanism on the bomb. 58 00:06:09,522 --> 00:06:12,798 Please take this - use the little broom to brush off the spices. 59 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:16,590 Then the paste will begin to work and the Kurdli will eject you. 60 00:06:16,754 --> 00:06:19,228 And the Sepulki? You..aaaa 61 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:46,918 What are you doing here? 62 00:06:47,346 --> 00:06:48,522 I am studying the Kurdli. And you? 63 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,104 Hunting. 64 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,400 Hunting? 65 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,786 Don't you know that the Kurdli have been saving us from the Hmep for centuries? 66 00:06:55,994 --> 00:06:57,921 Hunting Kurdli is criminal! 67 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,334 I didn't know! 68 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,052 (Lovers of Sepulki) 69 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:26,136 What's all this? 70 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,927 It's a Hmep - meteor shower. 71 00:07:29,522 --> 00:07:31,270 Nothing to worry about! Just... 72 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:35,010 Will you be buying a ticket? 73 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:41,524 Settle down! The spare will show up soon. 74 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:52,638 (Sepulki Show) 75 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:31,522 What happened? 76 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,582 Nothing out of the ordinary. You got whacked with a meteorite. 77 00:08:35,874 --> 00:08:39,475 What do you mean a meteorite? That means I'm a spare? 78 00:08:39,522 --> 00:08:41,522 Of course. What did you think? 79 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:51,716 (SEPULCARY) 80 00:08:58,406 --> 00:08:59,774 I. Tichy 81 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,248 Ah! Sepulki? 82 00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:15,544 You doubted me? 83 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,978 You can ask anywhere about Ijon Tichy! 84 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,758 Be it on the rings of Saturn, or any star 85 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:27,776 And anyone will answer, once or even twice 86 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:31,084 That all over the galaxy, they know of Ijon. 87 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:35,664 On earth there are such things 88 00:09:36,268 --> 00:09:38,268 That William Shakespeare wrote of long ago. 89 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,522 But even the wisest man can't dream up 90 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:45,522 what awaits us in the endless, starry world.